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Postby moe » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:01 pm

how can u tell a male carp to a female carp plz and if u want u can right down some other fish thankyou
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Postby Dave B » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:29 pm

Ask them about football?

But seriously, it's very difficult outside spawning time. There have even been evidence of carp being hemaphrodites (spelling?) and developing both male & female sexual organs :shock: . A bit like Pete Burn from Big Brother. :D
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Postby Shimano_addict » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:31 pm

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Postby tolly » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:33 pm

he is hideous trout lips lol
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Postby rangemaster » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:45 pm

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Re: help plz

Postby dave whittaker » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:54 pm

moe wrote:how can u tell a male carp to a female carp plz and if u want u can right down some other fish thankyou

as far as i am, aware the only fullproff way is to cut them open and check the reproduction organs might be wrong but you never know ,and pete burns reminds me of some birds i know from basildon :oops:
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Postby Acorns » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:55 pm

Didn't have a boat did she Dave, I'm told there's a lot of skippers in Basildon......
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Postby madaboutsilurus » Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:18 pm

i dont mean to get all anal with you but it is all about what they do on spawning and their behaviour. females tend to be bigger and they have an attendent male. when spawning begins the females orifice is protruding ready for pouring out eggs which are bigger than the (mental block on the word) i think it is milt, but cum that fertilises them which is a liquid. but seriously females are bigger than males which is proved in the demographics of essex girls any way but then you refer back to the dress code. the males try to hide their mid driff with jogging trousers and extra long primark t shirts and the females make themselves arousing by exposing ther belly by invertng a boob tube so that their belly hangs over their trousers. hey i am an essex girl, just call me sarah jane
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Postby dave whittaker » Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:46 pm

i knew it shane trust you :lol:
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Postby Dave B » Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:51 am

I dearly hope that Moe is doing this as a school project and includes ALL this very useful information! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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